Best Pickup Lines !


Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?
My love for you is like the universe…neverending!!
Your senses must be messed up ‘cuz your eyes are talkin’ to me.
I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!

That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!
Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
Hey, your name is sexy, right?
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
Are you Pentacostal? Cause I’d love to speak in tongues with you.
You’re a pot of gold in this enormous world and I’m just a little leprechaun.
Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.
Whisper in her ear and say, “wanna feel pretty tonight?”
Baby, I’m like Taco Bell…I’ll spice up your night.
Wouldn’t it be nice if we could be at this same place next year..together..and laughing?
You are so hot you make the windows fog.
Some say there are 7 wonders in the world.
Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, There is only one….You!
I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I’ve ever seen until a gazed upon you.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You’ve got something on your back! (what?) Angel wings!
You’ve go something on you head. (what?) A halo.
I’m like a computer game, you can play with me all day long!
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
“Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?”
Someone pass the tartar sauce cuz your quite a catch!
Damn suga! slow down..Im diabetic!
Are you dead or alive? “Why” Because my religion says only the dead can be angels.
You’re so hot, you’re making my beer warm.
If you were a pill I’d overdose.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
If you go to a play, after it is over ask “Want to leave and see the second act?”
I think you got a little food on your lip.. here let me lick it off for you.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
If you go away for a while then go back you say: “I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty”
Do you have the time..cause I’ve got the place!!
It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?
Guy: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Walk up to a girl, hold out your hand and say “Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?”
Are you a fisherman because you’ve got me on the hook.
Looking at a rose is like looking at your beautiful face.
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
Baby whatever your serving you better give me a double.
Girl you like a side of good god wrapped up in have mercy would a side of mmmm…………….
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
You smell lets go take a shower.
Hey honey, when are you gonna let me cook dinner for you?
He says, “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” He kisses her then says, “I lost.”
When I saw your face I thought I died and went to heaven.
Your lips look so lonely, Would they like to meet mine?
Do you drink a lot of Snapple? Because you look like you’re made from the best stuff on Earth.
Are you related to the sun?…Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Are you on America’s most wanted? Cause you’re at the top of my list.

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